ms. carol has returned home from her 3 month vacation in switzerland. i must say, i’m glad to have her back. it’s been pretty lonely on the block without her.
but… i think i should be a tad bit concerned about my relationship with my dog, now that carol is back. carol and sue brought back a bag full of toilet paper / paper towel rolls for daisy. there must be 25 of them, but i’m thinking 50… those of you who know daisy, know that she loves cardboard. she tears the stuff up and leaves little piles all over the house. she tosses the rolls up in the air, and beats them up, like most dogs do with stuffed toys. yes, my dog has issues.
so daisy, who sees carol as a cookie giving, mid-day walking friend, who watchs her when mommy goes to davis, now is going to have a new tube every day for 2 months! how is a mommy going to compete? i mean really. if you were a dog, would you like to have a mommy who leaves you everyday, yells at you about getting into the garbage, and insists you go to the bathroom when she says “potty” OR the mommy who gives you treats and tubes all day long. hmmm.
i think it is only a matter of time before daisy decides that she is going to leave me for carol. how sad am i…
Look who’s talking…