most days i don’t think anyone reads this junk. i mean really, have you ever read such a bunch of hooey in your life? most days i just whine. it’s really quite sad.
but today, i found that i was mentioned in the dog snot diaries. what a riot! i mean really. did i really take advantage of the rocker? i hardly think so. the man is 6’6″. i’m 5’5″ (on a good day). so, i can try to take advantage (and have), but i don’t normally get to do so, UNLESS he is willing. i say that the rocker was taking advantage of my unrequited longings for mr. deke dickerson and happily allowed me to transfer my desire for deke upon him (mixed with an even stronger desire for him personally).
also, in my defense, i dropped the rocker off at the train station and i then went home ALONE and passed out. poor me, all this sexual tension and NO WHERE to use it. DAMN.
and i will tell you this. the next time that he suggests that we should get a hotel room, i’m not going to turn him down!
Look who’s talking…