pass me a bottle, i’ve gotta pee.

i always thought it was cool that men could just pull over, put their dick in a bottle and pee… right there in the car. i mean really. do you know how many gross bathrooms we women pee in every year because bottle pee’ing really isn’t an option for us. there has been many a road trip that i’ve been on where i wished i didn’t have to go in the rest stop…

but i never thought about what happened to these bottles after the men pee in them. had you? apparently, men all over the country are leaving these bottles on our nations highways. you know, i always thought that if you were going to pee in a bottle, that you should at least pour it in a toilet and flush… but no… bottles are being left near trashcans at rest stops…. does this make sense to you? it doesn’t to me.

dude… if you are going to pee in a bottle… DEAL WITH IT. yuck, do you really think anyone else wants to deal with it. really, think about it. you know i’m right.