daisy, SPEAK!

i have been trying to teach daisy to “speak”, using food. so she will cry, if there is food around and she wants some. yes, i know this is very stupid. extreemely stupid. but now, some guy in japan has invented this device that will allow you to hear what your dog is thinking. can you imagine? this device translates dog barks into human language… now, i don’t know if this will help me get into daisy’s brain or not. she is just not a very verbal dog. but jazz, mar’s dog is very verbal. i would love to hear what she has to say. i can just imagine. “why did you bring boner dog into my house”, “can you make ashes go away and leave me alone?”, “why can’t i have all the french fries?”… so, someone, anyone get this for me, and i’ll tell you how it works!