after the argument, the rocker and i watched countdown with keith olbermann. one of the stories was that barbie dumped ken after 42 years of being together.
And it might just be the time for you to get rid of that sack-of-stuff boyfriend or girlfriend. Yes, I know, Valentine?s Day is Saturday. But so what? You would rather fake it for another holiday?
If Barbie can do it – you heard me, the Mattel company announcing today that said Barbie has kicked Ken to the curb, seriously.
?Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end,? says marketing vice president Russell Arons. ?They will remain friends.? Mr. Arons, they?re friggin? dolls! Barbie is said to now be dating Blaine the Australian boogie boarder. Ken was seen with that Italian woman we told you about earlier who did not pay for her breast implants.
can you belive this marketing crap… and yes, mattel even has a press release about it. are barbie sales really this bad? i imagine it has something to do with the fact that they made midge get pregnant, and actually let little girls pull the baby out of her tummy? HELLO?
what is going on here? do we really need to know that barbie dumped ken. let me tell you, at my house, barbie was a single woman with no boyfriend. my mom didn’t see any reason to have a ken doll. so, i never did. and besides, with as many times as i’ve seen barbie in a wedding dress, wouldn’t you think that she needs a divorce, not a breakup?
Look who’s talking…