Archives for June 11, 2003

comments at 10

so, i think everyone knows that i'm addicted to gigglechick's blog. i read it at least twice a day (depending on the bordem factor at work). she visited my blog yesterday, and she actually commented on one of my entries! oh my god, it's like a superstar went to my site or something... had boring peoplesoft training today. i don't mind so much, i just wish that it was more exciting... interesting, something. work is work. … [Read more...]

dad’s joke of the day

How to wash the cat: 1) Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2) Lift the lid and add shampoo. 3) Find and soothe the cat as you carry it to the bathroom. 4) In one swift movement, place the cat in the toilet, close the lid; stand on top so cat cannot escape. 5) The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this.) 6) Flush toilet three or four times. This provides a power rinse, which is quite effective. 7) Stand as far … [Read more...]