Did you hear about the crisis in Alabama? In Alabama's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. ok, so this joke was really sent to mar, but you know, it's funny, gotta share... feeling the need to pick on mar's shopping habit? .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)! ask her how many pairs of shoes she bought last week! that should do it! … [Read more...]
Archives for June 26, 2003
the new dress
this morning i decided that if it was going to be 100° today, i was going to wear my new dress... i think that it was a wise decision. so, i put the dress on, with the good bra, and i sat down on the bed. same problem i had yesterday. i was flashing the world! good thing i have my trusty kenmore sewing machine down in the garage! I put in some peach thread, and took up one inch on each side of the straps, and tada! i'm not flashing anyone! but now, i look down and i have some damn … [Read more...]


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