It is good to be a woman:

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My mom forwarded this to me. It’s kinda cute.

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren’t listening anyway.

There you have it… 15 of many reasons why it is good to be a woman.

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  1. I needed this, since all I think now is how it sucks to be a woman… we must endure childbirth! Ah but yes the rewards we reap! wink

  2. Better watch out, the feminists might take offense!! But as for me,I love the list.  And your blog, darling.

  3. I love the one about not having to check if our privates are there!