Tonight, I was on a mission. I needed to purchase a gas grill. I put one on hold last night at Target. Who would have known that I couldn’t take a gas grill home when I wanted to. I picked a big grill, one that wouldn’t fit in the car, and weighed 200 lbs. The guy laughed at me when I told him I had a 4 door sedan with no help at home. He said, get some help, and I’ll have it waiting for you up front.
Lucky for me, Missey Andrea’s husband drives a truck. He lets me borrow it every when I need a truck. Last night, I called him and asked if he could help me bring it home. I even bribed him with beer. He said yes, and beer wasn’t necessary.
Missey Lisa’s husband was then enlisted to help out. He has “big guns”, I felt them, I think he is lifting weights or something. He wanted pizza as payment. I was cool with that.
So we went to Target, picked up the grill, and then I took them out for pizza and beer! I had so much fun! I learned names of sexual positions, and about hot carls (if you don’t know, don’t ask, it’s really gross). I found out that I need to be watching South Park, The Dave Chappel Show and The Simpsons. Apparently, all the reality tv I’ve been watching just isn’t up to snuff. 
I think that I need to go out with the boys for girls night instead of the girls. These boys only brought up the kids when they were saying what kind of perverted grown-ups they were going to be. It was quite amusing hearing these guys talking about strap on’s and their babies in the same breath. They were just brutal, and laughing the whole time!
After my hellish week, it was nice to smile, giggle and turn red. I had a wonderful time. My friends sure do have awesome husbands! I wish they could find one for me!
you make a very good point about bringing up the kids. I see so many women with children go down the route of “Kid talk, 24/7” and for those of us without kids, it’s not fun talk.
But guys…I always loved hanging with guys, too. Married or not. Not because I’m trying to snatch them, but there’s a kind of laid back fun to be had with men that really can be a rolling good time.